Ronnie is away.
He is calling regional ball games. In rural Alabama. For 5 days!
I really do miss him.
And now I know why I need a man around:
1. To take care of the pool.It took me 2 days to realize that the pool was overflowing. Ron left the water on. Can't wait to see the water bill.
2. To crack pecans.I just can't do it. Ron cracks the papershell pecans by squeezing two nuts together, then delicately peels the shell away to reveal a perfect piece of nutmeat for Anna Lee. She loves this. Is mesmerized by it. When I attempt it, I barely make one nut crack, then wind up with pulverized pecan pulp.
3. To scare away bad guys.I found a hide-a-key case and had the brilliant idea of hiding a key outside yesterday (Ron and Sara tend to lock themselves out). At bedtime, the nocturnal noises started to spook me.
What if someone saw me hiding the hide-a-key?
What if they break in and kill me and my baby in our sleep?
I should go move it.
But it is too dark and creepy outside.
I wound up locking my bedroom door, keeping all the lights on, and not sleeping.
4. To take out the trash.5. To discipline the toddler.The threat of me getting Daddy's belt is just not the same as Daddy actually wielding the belt.
6. To make coffee.I can't do coffee. Ron is the best cappuccino maker. The Moocha thing scares me. What if it explodes? How much milk do I put in? Which way is the valve supposed to go? Too complicated.
P.S. To be my life partner and best friend?